Digital Culture Buff Pillows

"Get closer to the leaves with the most color. C’mon, this will be a great screen saver!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Digital Family

"Fact amnesty"

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'for more obit info, go to...'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Internet Cafe

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Better Living Through Technology

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Liking a Painting

Facebook/Meta

Caveman at Computer

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."