Digital Dreams Pillows

'So!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Life after death

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Paw readings

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."