Digital Daydreamers Pillows

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's that you're reading?"

Keep on Truckin.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Life after death

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"