Digital Whizzes Gifts

"I want software that will lock my parents out of my computer."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

Gadget geek.

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Think Tank

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Maths is fun!'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Math Teacher

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."