Gamer In Residence T-Shirts

"The prodigal son never left."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Indoor Football

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."