Cave Dweller With Condo Dreams Pillows

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Early House Hunting.

"Crap. I overslept."

"Factominiums."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

Before Instagram

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'