Escape Room Fan Gifts

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Puzzling."

Prison Wishing Well

Escape Artists.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Desert Island Fantasies

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

Houdini Museum. Can you at least give us a hint where the exit is?

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"That's my exit strategy."

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

Your eyelids are growing heavy … No, wait … Better yet, your lips are growing heavy … !!!

Psychiatry. I think I'm my own worst enemy because I like to back the winning side! (Published originally on April 20, 2009).

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'