Cave Dwelling Fan Pillows

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

public toilet in the woods

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"This sure makes my job easier."

FedRex

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'