Cave Concert Fan Mugs

the world's first music critic...

Comedy Cafe

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Sir Elton John

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Leonard Bernstein

"Found meat is income."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"This sure makes my job easier."

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Mammoth

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."