Concert Fan Mugs

Leonard Bernstein

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

Pelosi Unplugged

Sir Elton John

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

EWE 2.

George Michael

I love my Timpani

At the rock concert...

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Italica

Freddie Mercury

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Pearly King and Queen

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."