Concert Catastrophe Fan Mugs

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Sir Elton John

Leonard Bernstein

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Rock n'roll.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Bono - live at the United Nations

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

A shark swims into a desert island.

No Air Guitar

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

the world's first music critic...

the end is high...

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

You may enjoy laying waste to the suggested cities on our website.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

It's Who We Are.

You're on in five! Got it! Okay, Ernie! This is the biggest crowd we've ever played for! I can't wait to greet the audience! Hello Chicago! And London, San Antonio, Rochester, Greenville, Columbus, Sao Paulo, Ogden, San Jose, Seattle, Grand Rapics, Washington, DC, Las Vegas, Santa Ana, Terre .... Remote shows.

Frampton Comes iLive

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"