Concert Catastrophe Fan Pillows

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Rock n'roll.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Bono - live at the United Nations

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

A shark swims into a desert island.

the world's first music critic...

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

the end is high...

No Air Guitar

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

It's Who We Are.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'