Cave Dweller Admirer Pillows

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'To be honest, I'm in favour of rock control!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Early Art Critic

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"