Cave Dweller Fantasy Pillows

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Infographics: the early years.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Early House Hunting.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Crap. I overslept."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'