Cave Dweller Fantasy Pillows

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Crap. I overslept."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'