Italy Dreamer Gifts

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'