Tuscany Dreamer Gifts

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

"I don't sing. I do standup."

The passage of time.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'