Sicilian Dreamer Gifts

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Paul Klee

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Painting taking root...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Epic Battles

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'