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"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A Preschool of Fish

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'I wish I was creative'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Who can we call?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Thar she blows!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Dollphins

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.