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A tale of two cities: Aleppo and Mosul

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

Yasser Arafat

Palestinian State Darts

"Remember the good old days when we could blame Saddam for all that was wrong with Iraq?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Who can we call?"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

The joy of sects.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Camel'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Tourist in the desert

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'