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Mahmoud Abbas

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Yasser Arafat

Gaza destruction and cause.

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

Peace at last !

The delegitimization effort.

A tale of two cities: Aleppo and Mosul

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"Ramses II was here."

"That was me!"

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Road construction

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

Ismail Haniya

'Hey, listen - We stop fighting and I'll let you go, okay?'

'The Arab world used to be know for its oil, now for its turmoil.'

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

Palestinian State Darts

Iraq Study Group Findings.

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

"Let's cut some rug!"

Muslim Meddling

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two

Amos Oz

Shimon Peres last embrace...