Mediterranean Marvel T-Shirts

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Sailor in Car.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishing boat.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The successful rubbernecker...

The End of the Worker Bees

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

"They ruin the landscape!"

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

'Why the glasses? Well, at my age, it's not so easy to see krill...'

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

"I thought it came with an acorn."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."