Mediterranean Marvel Prints

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Sailor in Car.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fishing boat.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

The successful rubbernecker...

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The End of the Worker Bees

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"They ruin the landscape!"

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'Why the glasses? Well, at my age, it's not so easy to see krill...'

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

"I thought it came with an acorn."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."