Marine Mystery Explorer Gifts

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

Tentacle reaching for a sunbathing lady.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Jacques Cousteau.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers