Marine Mystery Explorer Gifts

Fish breathing water enters dive shop.

Tentacle reaching for a sunbathing lady.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Quantum Psychic

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

A Preschool of Fish

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have a man overboard!"