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Lager louts of the Serengeti.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Look, a bug!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Eat me"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."