Egyptian Lore Lover Prints

'I know what you're thinking.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Pyramids exploding.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Somebody got some sun.'

"He died young."

Egyptian Dog House.

Mermaids

The Mummy's curse

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

Pyramid Graffiti

"Yummy mummies."

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

"The internet is down again."

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Mummies For Dummies

Ancient Egyptian Bird.

'You think your son's is bad? You should see Jimmy's tomb. Clothes everywhere! Oh, Laura, it's not easy raising the dead.'

"Father, try writing on this papyrus. What you're doing is so ancient school."