Ancient Artifact Enthusiast Gifts

'It says, 'He who dies with most toys is still dead'.'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Maybe Krog not born to be cube maker."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

'Yes, I did know all of that, actually.'

"This isn't just a bit of smashed pottery. This was a full scale row."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Hadrian's Wall

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Stonehenge Explained

"Here's the parking lot."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Infographics: the early years.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

'The gods are perplexing.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."