Pyramid Aficionado Gifts

Completed on time and only 3,000 slaves over budget.

'Talk about ingratitude! They think they built the pyramids...'

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?'

The extremely rare occurrence of snowfall in Egypt.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

Fearless Frog Part 12

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Atomic Bear: Part 12

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Detected.

"Those knuckleheads!"

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

UK dissolution

Playing Pyramids

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Sand Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'