Pyramid Aficionado Pillows

Completed on time and only 3,000 slaves over budget.

'Talk about ingratitude! They think they built the pyramids...'

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?'

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

UK dissolution

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Detected.

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pyramid Garden

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Pyramid Graffiti