Pyramid Admirer Pillows

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Hold everything, the Pharaoh's opted for cremation!'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Religion?"

"It's a time machine."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Bad hair day!

Tourists in Egypt

"Hugh fans!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Robot Painter

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."