Pyramid Admirer Pillows

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Hold everything, the Pharaoh's opted for cremation!'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Religion?"

"It's a time machine."

Bad hair day!

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Hugh fans!"

Tourists in Egypt

Can't Touch This

Bot Art: After da Vinci

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Robot Painter

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee