Pyramid Lovers Mugs

Egyptian snail...

Tourists in Egypt

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Museum.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Pyramid UFO...

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

"It's a fixer upper."

Palindrome school.

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids