Paradox Explorer Gifts

Man falling down neverending staircase.

The Physiciatrist...

Bumper Limos

The entrance to Limbo.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

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