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Man falling down neverending staircase.

The Physiciatrist...

Bumper Limos

The entrance to Limbo.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Inventing Time Travel