Nature Paradox Explorer Gifts

Fake ecologist

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The Physiciatrist...

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Bumper Limos

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

Ironic Tornado

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'

'How can you not know if your cat is dead or alive, Mr Schrodinger?'

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

"How is the vine-swinging lesson going, dear?"

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

Psychic - No future.

'Yes, Mom...I have a clean hanky and I'm wearing clean underwear.'

Area Of Outstandingly Radioactive Waste

Man, who appears stressed, says to woman in pub: 'I'm into outdoor pursuits ??" smoking, for example.'

The entrance to Limbo.

'Internet privacy is important and worth protecting. That's exactly what I just wrote on my nude picture binge drinking blog!'

Jobless Recovery

"Stop it! That's creepy..."