Nature's Paradox Explorers Gifts

Ironic Tornado

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"They're so like us."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Blue Origin

The Physiciatrist...

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

The Echoes at Killarney

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

A skier and a paraglider

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Elephant rides.

A psychic mows the lawn.

Bumper Limos

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Just junk mail."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Skunk dreaming.

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.