Nature's Paradox Explorers Mugs

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"They're so like us."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Blue Origin

The Physiciatrist...

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

The Echoes at Killarney

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Elephant rides.

A skier and a paraglider

Bumper Limos

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Just junk mail."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

Skunk dreaming.

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.