Time Paradox Explorer Mugs

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Physiciatrist...

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Where the Wild Things Summer

Bumper Limos

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Fake ecologist

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

The Friendly Loan Company

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

Wanderer dropping phone above the sea of fog

"So my humans have been gone for weeks, days, or maybe hours. Dang, I hate not having a concept of time."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.'

"Boy, do I have an autograph album to show you?!"

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Reckless Time Travel

Area Of Outstandingly Radioactive Waste

The entrance to Limbo.

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The Delusions of a Stopped Clock