Time Travel Explorer Mugs

Reckless Time Travel

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"Boy, do I have an autograph album to show you?!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Dr. Roo.

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"