"Where did I come from?"
Life's Mystery Explorers Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates their curiosity as a life mystery explorer. Perfect for mornings filled with pondering the great unknown, these mugs make every sip an adventure.
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.
Quantum Psychic
"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."
'Your future looks charming.'
"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."
The Desert Island Package
"Great, now we're lost."
Formula.
Pubertry
"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."
Wiccapedia.
'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'
Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.
The Shy Nudist Camp.
Planet of the Ants
Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?
'In denial and loving it!'
'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'
"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
Unusual Retirement Plans
"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."
"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"
No Smoking in the Castle
"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."
Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.
"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."
After a fruitless 18 years search over five continents, Joe Golez finally finds himself in the Gents of a flee-bitten bar in downtown San Antone.
'Birds and bears, bulls and bees- I can't keep it all straight'
Passage of Time
"I'm lost!"
Beware of High Tide
'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'
Middle Aged Spread.
Life's Mystery Explorers Mugs Collection
Life's Mystery Explorers Pillows
Explore pillows designed for those who love to ponder life's mysteries. Cozy, stylish, and thought-provoking—click to find the perfect addition to their relaxing space.
Life's Mystery Explorers Prints
Browse prints that inspire curiosity and wonder. Perfect for decorating a space that celebrates exploration and the quest for knowledge.
Life's Mystery Explorers T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that embody the spirit of discovery for life's mystery explorers. Fun, witty, and inspiring—click to see how you can inspire their next adventure.