Love's Paradox Explorer Gifts

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

The Physiciatrist...

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Real Estate Personals

Tasty.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Bumper Limos

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Single men in Tahiti

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

The Meaning of Life

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

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What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."