Lover Of Paradox Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the cleverness of a paradox lover? Our collection features funny and insightful products that celebrate their love for contradiction and humor. Whether for a quirky friend or yourself, these items bring wit and charm to any space, making everyday moments delightfully perplexing.

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"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

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Interpreting butterflies.

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The Meaning of Life

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest." mockup

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.' mockup

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.' mockup

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

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Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers mockup

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

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'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' mockup

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

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New Capitalism

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Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?' mockup

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

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'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.' mockup

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

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"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified." mockup

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

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'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,' mockup

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

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"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes." mockup

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

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Right Against Right.

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Grenadiers

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Zeno Gives Directions

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Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift mockup

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

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"Is that your beeper or my beeper?" mockup

"Is that your beeper or my beeper?"

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A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

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'Say that again and you're a dead man!' mockup

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

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'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.' mockup

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

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The City that Never Sleeps.

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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in. mockup

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

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Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company. mockup

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

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Fastest slowest animal

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'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.' mockup

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

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'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.' mockup

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

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'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!' mockup

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

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'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?' mockup

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

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'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!'

'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!' mockup

'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!'

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Agnostic Prophecy.

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Lover Of Paradox Gifts Collection

Lover Of Paradox Mugs

Looking for more witty gifts? Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly suit paradox lovers' sense of humor.

Lover Of Paradox Pillows

Add a dash of paradoxical charm to any room with our uniquely designed pillows—perfect for playful and intelligent decor.

Lover Of Paradox Prints

Enhance your space with prints that celebrate contradictions and cleverness, perfect for paradox enthusiasts.

Lover Of Paradox T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for those who appreciate clever contradiction—browse our humorous and thought-provoking designs.