Academic Paradox Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for the academic paradox lover? Explore humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate the intriguing blend of intelligence and paradoxes in their personality. Perfect for those who thrive on intellectual wit and playful contradictions, our curated products add a dash of humor and insight to their collection.

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"No, yours is more useful, believe me." mockup

"No, yours is more useful, believe me."

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Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help. mockup

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!" mockup

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest." mockup

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.' mockup

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

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The Meaning of Life

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.' mockup

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

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"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it." mockup

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

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Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers mockup

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

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'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' mockup

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

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New Capitalism

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'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.' mockup

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

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Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?' mockup

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

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'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.' mockup

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

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"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified." mockup

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

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'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!' mockup

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

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'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,' mockup

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

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"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes." mockup

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

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"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

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