Publishing Paradox Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for a publishing paradox lover? Explore our collection of cleverly designed items that capture the humorous and thought-provoking contradictions faced by those in the publishing and literary worlds. Perfect for anyone who loves books, irony, and the paradoxes that come with creative pursuits, these products will add a special touch to their reading or writing space.

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

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"Drunk, yet orderly"

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.' mockup

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

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Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

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Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

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The Meaning of Life

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'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

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'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

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Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?' mockup

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

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'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

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'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

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'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,' mockup

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

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"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

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Grenadiers

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Right Against Right.

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European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!' mockup

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

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"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

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"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

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Zeno Gives Directions

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'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

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'I've been looking everywhere for that!'

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Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

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Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

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'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.' mockup

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

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'Say that again and you're a dead man!' mockup

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

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The City that Never Sleeps.

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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

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'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

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'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

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Fastest slowest animal

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Smoking in the Paradise.

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'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

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'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

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'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

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'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

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'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!'

'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!' mockup

'I'm afraid you're a hypochondriac Mr Jenkins... but luckily we have a pill for that!'

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"I want you to enhance long term growth while maximising short term profit. Oh, and while you're at it, turn this chunk of lead into gold."

"I want you to enhance long term growth while maximising short term profit. Oh, and while you're at it, turn this chunk of lead into gold." mockup

"I want you to enhance long term growth while maximising short term profit. Oh, and while you're at it, turn this chunk of lead into gold."

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Publishing Paradox Lover Gifts Collection

Publishing Paradox Lover Mugs

Discover more witty and insightful mugs perfect for publishing paradox lovers—each design celebrates the humorous contradictions of the literary world.

Publishing Paradox Lover Pillows

Find the perfect pillows that showcase the humorous side of publishing paradoxes—great for relaxing or decorating their creative space.

Publishing Paradox Lover Prints

Browse our prints that capture the wit and irony of the publishing industry—ideal decorations for any literary enthusiast’s wall.

Publishing Paradox Lover T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts designed for publishing paradox lovers—wear your love of literary irony with pride.