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The Physiciatrist...

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Tasty.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

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"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

The Meaning of Life

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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"Now give me something intimate to say."

"My aloofness is a mask."

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"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

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"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

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"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

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