Love Conundrum Explorer T-Shirts

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Real Estate Personals

Tasty.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'I'm not sure this is going to work out.'

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

Tunnel of love.

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."