Love Conundrum Explorer Prints

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Tasty.

Real Estate Personals

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Wait

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

Tunnel of love.

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Will you still love me when I outearn you?"