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Two Devils Befriending an Angel.

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"O.K. Where is he?"

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

If People Believed in Heaven and Hell

Arc Light: Wave Division and Particle Division.

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"

Have a nice guilt trip. !!!