"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."
Novel Conundrum Lover T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the mind of a conundrum lover. With clever words and visual puzzles, these shirts make a playful statement for everyone who enjoys thinking outside the box.
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
Trilby - 'The old studio'.
What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.
"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."
'Choose, Fenster
"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."
Christopher Nolan caricature
Barry Unsworth
Lord Byron
"It's a novel about interest rates."
Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower
'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'
'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'
'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'
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The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'
Sylvia Plath
'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'
A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."
'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'
Ernest Hemingway
"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
Trilby - The flexible flageolet
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Buy the Book - Denounce the Author.
'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'
What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.
'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'
'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'
'I knew him when he had his own teeth.'
"So, Poirot, mon ami, do you like using our little grey cells?"
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