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'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

Atom Supply Co.

"Galaxies, particles, rays, waves...I've never actually seen anything I'm really interested in."

'I should mention that since we last met John has achieved singularity.'

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?