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'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

The Yearly News

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Good morning, Herr Schrodinger - and what can I do for you...?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Inside the Large Hadron Collider

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

'Condensed-Matter blues'

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."