Quantum Quip Enthusiast T-Shirts

Our quantum quip-themed t-shirts are ideal for enthusiasts who want to wear their love for science and humor proudly. Stylish, witty, and unique—just like them.

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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Quantum Psychic

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"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box." mockup

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

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The Physiciatrist...

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WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat. mockup

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

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"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't." mockup

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

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Cat reading about 'String Theory'. mockup

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

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"I'm catching up on my inertia."

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"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind" mockup

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

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"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe." mockup

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

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The Quantum Mechanic...

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$'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.$

$'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge. mockup$

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

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You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle? mockup

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

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"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch." mockup

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists. mockup

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

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"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody." mockup

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

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Large Hadron Colliider-scope

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'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.' mockup

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

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The Yearly News

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'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.' mockup

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

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Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

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Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap. mockup

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

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"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom." mockup

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

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"What if we could see five dimensions?" mockup

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

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Quantum Breakup

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Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

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